I looked into your future and I saw death.
Where the fuck did they find this bastard????
(Source: ifallelseperished, via emmreth)
1 hour ago - 
28
28I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light
so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue
and then I realized
uh
oh
(via whalesandaflower)
Endless List of Favorite Movies - Peter Pan (2003)
I love sooo sooo much!!!
(Source: willliamherondale, via emmreth)
things benedict cumberbatch gets compared to
- ET
- ALASKAN! BULL! WORM!
- a breadstick
- this guy from pan’s labyrinth
- middle stage of an animorph
- an alien
- sid the sloth
- a jar of mayothis container of milk:
I’m no longer alone
(via moriarty)
Well my leg hurt guess I better cheat on my wife
I feel Like they have NOTHING to do with each other
(via gleeandprettylittleliars)
2 days ago - 16
16 in chinese we dont say “i love you” we say “亂倫是最好的” which means “our love has no comparison.” i think it’s beautiful
What if someone tattooed this on themselves because of this post
DAMN! I GOT THAT TATTOO!!!!!
(Source: ramrambolton, via gleeandprettylittleliars)
